Fuck Off CIBC

March 16, 2000 |

Today I walked up to a CIBC bank machine to get some cash. Festooning the machine are various advertisements for such delectable treats as bubble gum and mutual funds.

After navigating the various options and successfully convincing the machine to surrender some money, I had to wait for around twentyseconds while it explained the virtues of particular gum brands. I'm already being changed somewhere between 75 and 150 cents to use this "foreign" bank machine; it is absolutely ridiculous that I'm delayed and bothered further by advertising.

I'm never using a CIBC bank or bank machine again until they get rid of this retarded ``feature''.


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